If you know anything about me, you know that I adore my life with all boys. Not because I reject the notion of a little girl to call my own, but rather because I believe whole heartedly in this thing called fate. And for me, in this moment, it is two little chubby-armed boys I call my beauties. Because I love what I have, including all the Batman marathons and baseball practices. And in the spirit of life as a mother with twice the boy fun...
You Know you are a Mom to Little Boys When....
- You have a rule as such: "No peeing on your brother in the bathtub"
- When you meet a little boy, you give him a high five
- You have 213 hot wheels, to be exact
- You know all the Avengers and Justice League dudes. Spider-Man is an honorary buddy of the Avengers, everyone knows that.
- You call everyone "Dude"
- You can count on the toilet seat being up about 99.1% of the time
- Wrestling with Daddy is an absolute daily occurrence in your household.
- Your necklaces have become slings for launching Batman & Robin
- All furniture in your household has been damaged, repaired and draw on. In that order.
- Chasing your running child is your cardio.
Because from the moment I knew my growing bellies were boys, I knew I'd have a life of tough and rough love. It was my destiny to have at the bare minimum, two karate-chopping, ninja-hiding rowdy boys that will turn into loyal men and hopefully happy souls. But for today, I will indulge in my boy crazy world and all of its perks.
Smile on Mamas!
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